July 13th, 2007 by The Lexington Herald-Leader

At first glance there is nobody here. Not just no Bob, but nobody. Nobody answering the door. Nobody at home. Nobody on the roads.

Nobody near the cows, the horses or the bevy of chicken houses despite the fact that people seem to be required to feed, ride and/or plump up the aforementioned livestock. Which, mind you, do appear plumped up.